Suck UK Dead Fred Pen Holder

Suck UK Dead Fred Pen Holder

Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well Dead Fred is the man for you! Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart… and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips – and your stress and frustration, vanished. He’s related to Book Mark, Hanging Harry, Splat Stan and Stress Paul, so is no stranger to tragedy.

Product Features

  • Stab Fred again and again with your pen
  • Dead Fred offers great stress relief
  • Desktop pen holder
  • Made of silicone rubber
  • Measures 2.5 x 5 x 1-inch

2 thoughts on “Suck UK Dead Fred Pen Holder

  1. J. A. Fielder
    J. A. Fielder says:

    Finally! A place to store my pen! 0

  2. rperez "rperez"
    rperez "rperez" says:

    Cool desk accessory 0

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