Talking Toilet Paper Spindle

Talking Toilet Paper Spindle

The Talking TP toilet paper spindle offers endless comedy possibilities! Replacement spindle allows you to record (and re-record) a personal message that greets everyone who uses toilet paper in your bathroom. Dimensions L x W x H (in.): 6 x 1 1/2 x 2, Includes: On/off switch, Material Type: Plastic, Pieces (qty.): 1, Battery Included: No, Battery Type: (2) AAA, Remote Included: No

Product Features

  • Replacement spindle allows you to record (and re-record) a personal message that greets everyone who uses toilet paper in your bathroom
  • When the user pulls the toilet paper, motion sensor plays your personalized message
  • Endless comedy possibilities
  • Fits most toilet paper holders

3 thoughts on “Talking Toilet Paper Spindle

  1. Reil

    No bathroom should be without it Really livens things up at home.Download your favorite sould clips from the internet (movies; TV, etc.), and record them to the roll (9 seconds).I change the recording at least every day; and more often when nobody expects it.I’m nearly 70 years old, and the family wants to Baker Act me. But now, I feel like a 12 year old kid.If you use the right sound clips, they’ll laugh so hard, it will help get it out of their system.No senior citizen home should be without one.Most popular clip: Clint Eastwood – “Any man don’t wanna get killed, better head on out the back”.

  2. Mistress of The Dark Path "Suzie"
    Mistress of The Dark Path "Suzie" says:

    A great way to scare your spouse! I ordered the talking TP roller with grand plans in mind. It seemed like the perfect device to torture my husband with in my quest to always keep him on his toes. He has gotten used to the Cat-o-nine tails I purchased back in the spring, so I needed to go with a new tactic. A toilet paper roller that could have sounds recorded into it seemed like the perfect way to go.It arrived last night and I immediately set to work. There is a website listed on the package where you can find some good phrases/sounds to record. It included quotes from famous movies, a woman screaming, psycho music, and a lot other good material. It all had potential. Unfortunately, none of it recorded well on the TP roller. I did discover my own voice came through clear, though. That left me with deciding what to say for my big scare.After having an earlier discussion with friends, I remembered the time my husband found a brown recluse sitting in the toilet bowl (it was alive until we flushed it). Not a place you want to discover a poisonous spider since that is where you put your most sensitive parts. For months we checked the toilet before sitting down, but my hubby has long since grown lax in remembering. That meant it would be kind of me to remind him when he went to grab some TP after doing his business. The roller would do the work, so I wouldn’t have to be present. It is a smelly affair after all. So I made my recording into the device with my most monotone voice “Did you check the toilet for spiders?” and then set it up in the bathroom after verifying it sounded right.Unfortunately, my husband didn’t have to go until much later that night, after I had already gone to bed. That meant I missed the moment of discovery. Not to worry, though, he related his terrifying experience the next day. Not a happy person, though he did give me credit for my ingenuity. Apparently, he accidentally hit the roller mid-way through doing his duties. Hearing my voice talking of spiders gave him a good startle. He knew I was in bed and honestly believed it must have been a ghost talking to him. It nearly caused him to urinate on the floor since he jumped so high. The sound of my droll voice coming to him from seemingly no where had him convinced the bathroom must be haunted. Yet there was nothing to be seen of this suspect ghost. He did figure it out after a little while, but it was quite the shocking experience.I plan to pull similar stunts on other family members in the near future. No one will be safe from this amazing device! It did the job it was supposed to do. Well worth the cost and it can be used again and again. For those who plan to purchase it, do remember to have two AAA batteries ready for its arrival. Otherwise it will delay your nefarious plans. Also, I’m not sure if it has been redesigned since the previous reviews were done, but it is adjustable and could fit just about any toilet paper holder that I’ve seen. I had no problem setting it up. There is also an on/off switch so you have the option of continuing to use it for more practicle purposes after your scheme is over. It can always be turned on again once you are ready for the next round of fun. No one will even see it coming since they will get so used to it being there!

  3. Bri424

    BEST THING TO EVER COME OUT OF AMAZON This really is quality made and the voice comes out super clear every time you pull the t.p.I went with “EWWW YOU STINK, BLEHHHHH (vomit sounds)” but with such ease of use I’ll be sure to record new hits as I think of them.It’s also good for confusing your dog.

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