- Botched brazilian?
- Misbehaved shave?
- Unveiled va-jay-jay?
The Remedy is Kitty Carpet: reusable downstairs toupee. For the prodigal hippie, the French-internet-footed-prostitute-in-one more-existence, and the girl who desires to carry some spice into the bedroom, the wait is above! Extended gone are the days of choosing up hairs from the bathroom floor and conserving them to make your own merkin. Now you can purchase a rug for Mrs. Downstairs in the color you want, cut it to the shape you need, and experience existence to the fullest. Every Kitty Carpet measures 3.five inches wide on best and is four.5 inches lengthy. Infinitely reusable, it comes with 1 sheet of Quick Repair Sticks (USA-made double-sided physique tape) with 24 pieces of tape to commence you out. And never fret, no real kitties were harmed in producing this product, as Kitty Carpet is a hundred percent polyester faux fur.
Pick among the following three colours in standard form (Michael Jackson’s Hair, The Carpet Matches the Drapes or Natural Pink), two colors of tree form (Christmas Tree or Hanukkah Bush), Red Heart or Lucky Shamrock Green.
Using Kitty Carpet is simple:
1) (optional) Trim your Kitty Carpet to the sought after shape.
2) Peel off at least a single integrated Quick Correct Stick and stick it to the non-fuzzy side of Kitty Carpet.
three) Adhere your Kitty Carpet exactly the place you believe it must go.
Consists of: one carpet with 24 pieces of Swift Correct Sticks
Measures: roughly 4 one/2 inches x three one/2 inches x one/five inch (eleven.5 x 9 x .five cm)
Faux fur produced in China/Quick Resolve Sticks made in USA
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- USEFUL: Cover up botched brazilians, misbehaved shaves, and unveiled vajayjays
- 7 FUN COLORS: Choose from blonde, pink or black, red heart, green shamrock, Christmas tree green or Hanukkah bush blue- or collect them all!
- CUSTOMIZABLE: Cut to your preferred size or shape (easier on the blonde, pink or black)
- REUSABLE: Reusable with FDA approved USA-made adhesive strips
- GREAT GAG GIFT: Perfect for joke gifts, white elephant or bachelorette parties
B07K6VQWXG Health and Beauty Fashion First Aid one size Tree Hugger Green womens Fashion First Aid 1
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Price: $ 8.95
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