Annoyed with American politics? Us too. Celebrate with our political edition of Offensive Crayons, where we remind you that the two parties are the very same, and your vote isn’t going to matter unless of course you occur to management a Super PAC or are a lizard individual.

  • Frustrated with American politics? Us too. Celebrate with our political edition of Offensive Crayons, where we remind you that both parties are the same, and your vote doesn’t matter unless you happen to control a Super PAC or are a lizard person.
  • 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
  • Made in a factory with less regulation than the 2nd Amendment
  • Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”
  • OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)

Additional info:
B07S9FS2T8 Offensive Crayons LLC 2.80 x 3.70 x 1.10 Standard 0

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